May Horoscopes

Illustration by Reuben Buchanan l VOX Staff

By Vieng Nhotsombath and Raven Hathcock
VOX Staff

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Stop beating around the bush and make up your mind.

 
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Your constant talking is getting on Venus, your goddess’, nerves. Chillax for a bit.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You’re getting a little too skinny, and your friends think it’s unhealthy. So head on down to Micky D’s and grab a Big Mac!

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You’ve been a little down lately and need some fun … how about doing some karaoke?
 
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
You need to get out more often. Try finding a hobby.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Get your head out of the clouds and snap back into reality; you have a chemistry test coming up, and you need to be prepared for it.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Quit stressing over pointless stuff. Grey hairs aren’t attractive and pimples are so last year!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
It’s the end of the year and exams have worn you out. Red Bull give you wings.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
No one cares about your “bank roll.” Focus on your happiness and not how much money you have because thrift stores are in!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Learn to say no once in a while, because getting walked all over isn’t fun; it kind of hurts!

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Increase the peace! Take an enemy out to eat some sushi!

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Getting too bored? Go out with Cancer to do karaoke and sing “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson.