Horoscopes

Art by Reuben Buchanan | VOX Staff

By Akure Imes and Octavia Fugerson | VOX Staff

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
I can’t even tell you the upcoming events in your life because your future is really bright! I suggest you wear shades, though.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
When you get home, call a loved one. If you’re already at home, call an enemy and resolve the conflict.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
It’s OK if you don’t feel like going to school, send your alter ego this semester … No one will ever know.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Buy that new Gucci bag. Money isn’t a factor because you’re going to win the lottery! Yes guys, this is for you too.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You will find love at sunset, and it will be cool. Love is destined.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
For your birthday you will receive amazing gifts of love, joy and your favorite cake!

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Quit putting it off. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about…Just do it!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Do some meditating. Take a deep breath and hold for 10 minutes. Then breathe slowly … Gooooooooood!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
The future is promising for you. Keep your head up!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Typing 10 words per minute isn’t cutting it anymore. You should definitely invest in some Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing software.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Don’t be sad, and don’t you dare cry! There are other fishes in the sea!

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
A wise man once said,”Simplicity is bliss.” Learn from him.