November's Top Ten

Top 10 Things I’m Grateful for

10. Turkey! — thanks for letting us hunt y’all. You rock, and you’re also extremely tasty.

9. Bluetooth — thanks for tricking me into thinking people are crazy for talking to themselves.

8. MySpace and Facebook and all of those great friend sites — they allow us to keep in touch with our buddies!!!

7. Pets — they comfort us, get on our nerves and they don’t even have to go to school.

6. Cell phones — I would have no life without one.

5. McDonalds — for those excellent iced teas and delicious fries!

4. Summer vacation — who doesn’t love watching “Maury” and “Jerry Springer” every morning?!

3. MARTA — They never let us down with a great ride and a show (even if we don’t have headphones to watch commercials over and over again).

2. Mommies and daddies — they put up with us forever, and they don’t even get paid for it.

1. VOX’s new office!! It rocks my socks!!

­­— Christinia Donaldson/VOX Staff

Top 10 Things I’m Ungrateful for

10. People who try to be “different” just need to realize that if humans share half their genomes with bananas, we as people aren’t going to be that different.

9. I’m totally not grateful for my lack of money. It sucks.

8. Facebook applications. Seriously, people with 10 million applications need to chill out. I mean, I don’t really want to comment enough to wait half an hour for your page to load.

7. BAD GRAMMAR. We take English class, so you really have no excuse for your inability to talk. Remember, intelligence is hot.

6. Rich people who think I’m not sophisticated enough. Enough said.

5. MARTA and its incredible slowness and mad not-working skillz.

4. People who don’t understand sarcasm, slackers and satire.

3. Optimists. It’s not all OK — just accept it.

2. The shouting nerds in my math class who scream, “I’M RIGHT! YOU’RE WRONG!” It’s math class. Who cares?

1. MULLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

­­— Willamae Boling/VOX Staff